Apparel - The Cotton Factory
No, seriously - some people thought the world was going to come to an end back in 2012 so we made this t-shirt to commemorate our inevitable destruction.
Steven Colbert tried to warn us about Americas number one threat. Nobody listened and now he's gone.
Never forget! Back in 2007 a terrorist organization known as The Aqua Teen Hunger Force terrorized the city of Boston with LED lights.
Food related puns and (especially vegetables) puns were a staple in the Cotton Factory catalog. Beets are vegetables right?
I just realized this "Captain" isn't lucky at all! Dude is missing a leg, arm and eye! Where I come from that's not what I'd call.... Oh, wait....
When I made this shirt way back in 2007 I had no idea hirsute hipsters would actually be wearing Friendly Mutton Chops some day. The kids these days!
One persons fist bump is a"Terrorist Fist Jab" on Fox News.