How Did This Get Made? - Miami Ninja Academy Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael and Jason Mantzoukas star in this groundbreaking movie about the rags to riches journey of a small town rock band as they navigate bikers, drug cartels and ninjas on their way to stardom. No monkeys were harmed in the making of this film.
Dusty's Demodogs T-Shirt Founded by Dustin Henderson in 1984, Dusty's Demodogs provides the highest quality inter-dimensional meats available.
How Did This Get Made? Gooby-Doo and the Mystery of Psychopathic Satellite. Paul, June, Jason and the lovable Gooby-Doo ride around solving crimes in their trusty canary yellow Geo Storm!
How Did This Get Made? - Zardoz VHS. Jason Mantzoukas as Zed, wearing what the UK's Channel 4 described as "a red nappy, knee-high leather boots, pony tail and Zapata moustache."
How Did This Get Made - Miami Ninja Academy VHS Paul Scheer, June Diane Raphael and Jason Mantzoukas star in this groundbreaking movie about the rags to riches journey of a small town rock band as they navigate bikers, drug cartels and ninjas on their way to stardom. No monkeys were harmed in the making of this film.
American Carnage - Shitshow Dumpster Fire We were somewhere around the Capitol Building, on the edge of D.C., when the nukes began to fall. I remember saying something like: "I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive Vlad ole' buddy." Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was filled with beautiful, magnificent mushroom clouds, all billowing and screeching and falling around the truck, and a voice was screaming. "The administration is like a shitshow in a dumpster fire," Conway said. "And then you got the [James] Comey firing. And then you have him going on TV saying I had Russia on my mind…I'm going to be in the middle of a department he's at war with. Why would anybody want to do this?" - Mr. Kellyanne Conway
The Gadsden Flag (a favorite of teabaggers and libertarian malcontents) needed to be updated. #RESIST
Four Ponies Of The Apocalypse. It's the end of the world as we know it. At least the four harbingers of the end times are FREAKIN ADORABLE!
American Gothic. Apologies to Grant Wood. Created back in the innocent days of 2015. Before everything was ruined.
Hawkins National Laboratory 1984 Softball Team - The new Team Lab Rats softball tees are in! If you haven’t already given your money to Agent Connie you better get on it! You don’t want to get on her bad side - She’ll push you into the rift! Cordially yours, Dee M. Gorgon (Second Base) Human Relations Hawkins National Laboratory
Have you watched The Leftovers on HBO? Oh my god YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT! For my friends over at Baldmove.com
CONSUME - THIS IS YOUR GOD
While watching season one of the Netflix show Daredevil I had this feeling I had seen a relationship between an older man and young boy similar to Stick and Matt Murdock and then it hit me - Rick and Morty! Abusive, violent, humiliating... what better way to teach life's lessons. There has to be a parallel universe out there where Rick is a ninja mentor and Morty is a blind superhero.
Baldmove.com - Guy Ferrari . Have a problem? Guy Ferrari can help.
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep.
NO Gods, No Masters
